The Team Least Likely To...

Proving he's -not- racist by offending
Fulham supporters.

Luckily I got caught up doing responsible adult like things* and did not get the opportunity to only look towards London’s final night out in the Champions League group stages - but now get the fun at looking at Manchester’s as well. More sniggering on that later.

Would it be completely immature of me to look back after Matchday 5 finished up? Sure it would. Am I going to do it anyways? I sure am! With only Arsenal securing their position in the knockout stages, things were technically precarious for the three remaining teams in England, but it was really only Chelsea who were presumed to be on their way to Channel 5. However, that little club in London managed to not only make it through, but topped their group. How could this happen when the mighty Casey had struck out Alex Ferguson had faltered?

Well, I’m not saying that Valencia were poor against Chelsea, but one of the pitch invaders to manage to dispossess their midfield of the ball. So.... there is that. However, it was really a culmination of ‘slap in the face’ goodness that managed to remind everyone why AVB is actually a very good manager with magnificent gravity defying hair. He allowed Valencia to tire their little legs out with possession while Drogba waited to pounce. 180 seconds counts as waiting, no? I'm sure I've been told this... (keep your minds out of the gutter....i mean it... )

Anyways, Didier definitely looked like his old self, and I’m sure this is in no way shape or form to do with any contract issues looming. Nor does the fact that he used Chelsea transfer listed papillion’s celebration after scoring his first. With Bosingwa thankfully unavailable, David Luiz was back at centre not rugby tackling anyone in the box. In fact, the only thing that was mildly out of control was his hair. Not to worry though, I’ve recommended an excellent conditioner to him.

In other news, that’s not actually news at all:

• Suarez did something offensive, tries to justify it
• Arsenal’s goal keeping is comic genius
• Mario Balotelli has upped his hilarious goal non-celebrations by preceding them with hilarious ways to score - headers are for suckers

jb xx

*in no way does this mean drinking**

**-maybe- it does...