Team Eden versus Team Twat

Despite 'kicking' the 'boy', the ball pops out -
almost as if he ... kicked the ball

With Bradford City bossing the headlines of this Capital One Cup tournament by taking down every Premier League opponent they face, Chelsea was going to really have to do something spectacular to get themselves front and centre of those back pages. Step up Eden Hazard - and try not to kick me.

In one of the most bizarre moments of the season, Eden Hazard ‘kicked’ a ball ‘boy’. And by kicked, I mean, toe poked the ball. And by boy, I mean a seventeen year old who refers to himself as a LAD* and is holding a tin of lager in his Twitter profile picture.