Chelsea v Bournemouth: The One That Roman Couldn't Watch

Me too, RA, me too!

So about that last corner Chelsea turned … I think it’s about time someone pulled over and got out the map. I know men don't like to ask for directions and all that, but it *might* just be about that time.

If anyone genuinely has any idea what in holy hell is going on with Chelsea this season  - and I mean actual ideas, not snide remarks about players you don’t like - then please show yourself. Speak up. Be heard. Because it is a mystery. There is legititmately no good sound reason that Chelsea have just witnessed their 4th loss at home this season - only Villa have a worse home record in the Premier League. I'll leave you to chew on that for a moment.